Clooney clued in

The world's gone gaga over the fact that someone has finally managed to take Clooney off the market (willingly).... but what really has me gobsmacked is how someone as accomplished Amal Alamuddin would saddle herself with someone whose chief accomplishment seems to be being named The Sexiest Man Alive (twice).

After reading Alamuddin's CV (more than twice), I can't help the perplexed plus raised eyebrow "she's marrying him?" ... But whyyyyy

It must be love. It's the only explanation.